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A few punches!

Postby Born2Hack » May 30th, 2009, 11:39 pm

Sharabi: Bhagwaan, kya aap meri Sharab chudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan: Kyo nahin beta
Sharabi: To meri 4 botal Patialla police station mein jabbat(confiscated) hai, woh chudwadoo...

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Santa, Banta and an Air hostess go on a flight, the plane engine blows up, only 2 parachutes available. Santa n Banta each take one.
Banta: Air hostess ka kya?
Santa: **** her
Banta: sach sach bol, itna time hai?

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In the ATM line, Santa is accessing his account and Banta is behind him.
Banta: ha, I got your password, its ****
Santa: No stupid its 2786.

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Santa sees the Train approaching the station and looks at his watch.
Santa: OMG, Indian TRAIN AT TIME!!!
Banta(sitting behind him on a bench): Nah buddy, its yesterday's, I have been waiting for 24 hours.

I hope you like em :P
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Cierra » June 2nd, 2009, 11:36 pm

Lol :D those santa-banta one-liners

still refreshing btw do you know it has a cult status..?
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Monfernape » December 8th, 2013, 2:07 pm

Joke 1 is amusing only.
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Victini223 » December 8th, 2013, 3:23 pm

You want punches? I will give you.
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Monfernape » December 8th, 2013, 3:44 pm

Is that a joke too? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Victini223 » December 17th, 2013, 6:28 pm

Yes!
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Monfernape » December 19th, 2013, 3:51 pm

Okay then give me.
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Victini223 » December 26th, 2013, 4:46 pm

You're so disturbing. If I already said
You want punches? I will give you. You said is that a joke? I said yes. Now you are saying
Okay then give me.
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Do you want punches?
Atleast fix your grammar bro.
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Monfernape » December 26th, 2013, 9:49 pm

You know its my weakpoint.
Every one has weaknesses.
You can point them for good cause but ......................
Leave it.
Offtopic.
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Re: A few punches!

Postby Victini223 » December 27th, 2013, 4:02 pm

leave it.
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