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Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby chocolate_fudge » June 2nd, 2009, 12:15 am

NEWTONS LAWS as applicable to ENGINEERS


Law -1.
Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he
is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.


Law -2.
The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force
is applied.


Law -3.
For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.


Bonus Law -4.( for MECHANICAL ENGINEERS)
Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from drawings by an engineer.
It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of
mistakes in the drawing always remains constant.


Source : Forwarded by a friend .
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby DP-NiSh » June 2nd, 2009, 12:42 am

chocolate_fudge wrote:NEWTONS LAWS as applicable to ENGINEERS
Law -1.
Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he
is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.

Law -2.
The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force
is applied.

LOL, how so very true and applicable for me =P Although, even the "assigned work by external blah blah" doesn't affect me ;p I postpone it away to infinity.
And yes, I only work on the 12th hour, the deadline =P
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby chocolate_fudge » June 2nd, 2009, 12:48 am

lol... It may apply to me as well in a few years ...
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby Cierra » June 2nd, 2009, 11:38 pm

:wink:

Well anyway very true, Nish- seriously applicable to you if you run down the into this kind of mainstream.
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby DP-NiSh » June 8th, 2009, 2:53 pm

Cierra wrote::wink:

Well anyway very true, Nish- seriously applicable to you if you run down the into this kind of mainstream.

"this kind of mainsteam?" You mean Engineering?
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby Maxedge » June 8th, 2009, 3:01 pm

How happy will Newton would have been if he had seen it :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby Cierra » June 8th, 2009, 3:53 pm

ehe. :D
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby Maxedge » June 8th, 2009, 3:59 pm

Interesting..........
The second owner of "NEWTONIAN" Brain...... :wink: :wink:

Better get it patented before anyone else does :wink: :wink:

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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby Cierra » June 8th, 2009, 4:24 pm

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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby chocolate_fudge » July 7th, 2009, 1:30 am

hehehehe .. get it patented ?? lmao ... :P :P :P :P :P
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Re: Newtonian Laws as Applicable to Engineer's

Postby Monfernape » September 16th, 2013, 2:28 pm

Good hybrid of Newton's law and Engineer.Its so true.
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