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Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Postby DP-NiSh » July 2nd, 2009, 6:11 pm

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the jeans for me.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife- What about my TV?
Husband - variable not found

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - oh god!forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer or you just love your job?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's? house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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Re: Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Postby J-J-M » July 2nd, 2009, 7:14 pm

:lol:
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Re: Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Postby Prongs » August 26th, 2009, 2:55 pm

:lol: :clap: :roll: alas
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Re: Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Postby Monfernape » August 9th, 2013, 9:46 pm

Its really funny.The one who made it has good sense of humor. :D
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