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Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby Maxedge » August 22nd, 2009, 11:23 am

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.

Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!

Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.

Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.

Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.

Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.

Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.

Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.

Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!

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Postby Maxedge » August 25th, 2009, 11:19 am

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The outgoing message:

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Re: Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby DP-NiSh » August 25th, 2009, 11:36 am

o.O;; Lol.
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Re: Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby Prongs » August 26th, 2009, 2:45 pm

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Re: Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby Monfernape » December 8th, 2013, 2:09 pm

Now thats a joke.
Some one really thinked alot about it.
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Re: Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby Victini223 » December 8th, 2013, 3:19 pm

thinked is not a word.
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Re: Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby Monfernape » December 8th, 2013, 3:43 pm

By thinked I remember a joke.
I know Thinked isn't word,I wrote it ironically.
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Re: Indian Political Parties and symbols

Postby Victini223 » December 17th, 2013, 6:29 pm

Okay.
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