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Bush!

Postby Pranz » November 2nd, 2006, 2:41 pm

Here are some Bush jokes for your pleasure:

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
attack on the Pentagon:

" I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything."

Now heres another:

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It
is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to
ensure that we had nothin! g in connection with that........

Bush: What Tragedy ? What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

And Finally:

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello,
what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one
bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Enjoy :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

--Pranz
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Postby tyranitar 3000 » November 2nd, 2006, 2:51 pm

the last one was THE best!!
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Re: Bush!

Postby DP-NiSh » November 2nd, 2006, 2:53 pm

LOLLLL!!! I've heard the last one earlier, but the first two were funny.
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Postby Pranz » November 2nd, 2006, 2:58 pm

Im glad u liked it......
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Postby mantislovervaibhav2 » January 21st, 2007, 12:22 pm

KEWL..... IT WAS funny.
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Postby Apoorv Upreti » January 21st, 2007, 7:51 pm

LMAO, good ones.
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Re: Bush!

Postby Monfernape » August 10th, 2013, 8:17 am

Pranz wrote:Here are some Bush jokes for your pleasure:

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello,
what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one
bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Enjoy :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

--Pranz


Its very true that no one worry about the Pakistanis.America has put war against terror on us and killing us.
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