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School Jokes

Postby tyranitar 3000 » November 3rd, 2006, 3:12 pm

What did the shaggy dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer!



Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because a b(bee) always comes after it!



Why did the teacher marry the janitor?

Because he swept her off her feet!



What form of math discusses plant growth?

Geometry (Gee-I'm a Tree)!



When does a cart come before a horse?

In the dictionary!



What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing?

MT!



Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils!



Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

He wanted the lesson to be very clear!



Why did the teacher jump into the lake?

Because she wanted to test the waters!



What is the center of gravity?

The letter V!



What letter is found in a cup?

T!



How do you know if your teacher likes you?

She keeps putting X's on your paper!



When was The Great Depression?

Last week, when I got my report card!



Why did the class clown give a dog biscuit to Katie?

Because he heard she was the teacher's pet!



Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is?

Student: The guy who went out with Eve!



Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?

Because they're all in High School!


What room can a student never enter?

A Mushroom!



What has 3 feet and no legs?

A yardstick!



What occurs 4 times in every week, 2 times in every month, & once in a year?

The letter E!



What do you get when you add 13 hospital patients to 13 hospital patients?

Twenty Sicks!



Who is your best friend at school?

Your princi-pal!



What has four eyes but can't see?

Mississippi!



How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters?

ICE!



Why did the girl turn in her math book?

It had too many problems!



What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a day?

The letter M!



Is a hammer a good tool for math class?

No, you need multi-pliers!



Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil!


What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

A teapot!



What is the study of back-to-school shopping?

Buy-ology!



What school do you greet people in?

Hi School!



How many letters are there in the alphabet?

25, because the Angel said Noel!


Why was the students report card all wet?

Because it was below C (sea) level!



Did you know that grasshoppers have antennae?

Cool, do they get cable?


My teacher blamed me for something I didn't do!

My homework!



What is the difference between me and you?

You is longer!



Why did the silly student bring his homework to the movies?

Because the teacher told him to date his paper!



Why was the book in the hospital?

Because it broke its spine!



Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

neither, they both weigh a ton! (submitted by T.T.)

"Railroad Crossing, watch for cars...How do you spell that without any R's?

THAT!



Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8(ate) 9!


What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?

Today and Tomorrow!



How many seconds are there in a year?

12...2nd of January, 2nd of February...!



Why is it dangerous to put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?

Because it changes ice into Mice!


What is 5Q + 5Q?

10Q...You're Welcome!



What goes up and down but doesn't move?

The temperature!



What is the only class you can plant a flower in?

In Kindergarden!



What is in the middle of America and Australia?

The letter R!



What flies around the school at night?

The alpha-bat!



Why did the teacher bring crackers to her meeting?

Because it was a parrot-teacher conference!



Why did Tommy take a ruler to bed?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept!



Which candle burns longer, a red one or a green one?

Neither, they both burn shorter!



What is a teacher's three favorite words?

June, July & August!



Why does Mrs. Smith wear sunglasses in class?

Because her class is so bright!



What's the difference between a train & a teacher?

A train says choo-choo & a teacher says "Spit out your gum"!


What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?

Smarty Pants!



What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!
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Re: School Jokes

Postby DP-NiSh » November 3rd, 2006, 3:55 pm

tyranitar 3000 @ Fri 03 Nov, 15:12 wrote:Why did the teacher marry the janitor?

Because he swept her off her feet!


LMAO.. Good to read those jokes again, loved to read them in books and magazines earlier lol, maybe my brother will enjoy them now
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Re: School Jokes

Postby Dark Lord » November 24th, 2006, 8:01 pm

The Japanese president had a meeting with George Bush.
The Japanese was taught to say 'how are you?' and 'me too'.
On the day of the meeting the Japanese president said 'Who are you' instead of 'how are you'.
Bush replied "i am the husband of Hillary Bush(his wife)"
And the Japanese president said "ME TOO".
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Re: School Jokes

Postby taninamdar » November 21st, 2009, 1:00 pm

What is a teacher's three favorite words?

June, July & August!


What does it mean?
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Re: School Jokes

Postby kaijudo » November 22nd, 2009, 2:05 pm

That probably means that teacher's like vacation. here we have it mostly in april and may but I guess in other countries they might have it in june, july and august. That's the only reason I can come up with :?
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Re: School Jokes

Postby Prongs » November 23rd, 2009, 2:42 pm

June, July and August are indeed the vacation days in US but I think there is another meaning to this joke.
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Re: School Jokes

Postby taninamdar » November 23rd, 2009, 4:03 pm

But the jokes are gr8
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Re: School Jokes

Postby Maxedge » November 24th, 2009, 12:10 pm

Yup nice and funny!

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Re: School Jokes

Postby adyniz » November 24th, 2009, 12:31 pm

Hehehhe, nice jokes
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Re: School Jokes

Postby Maxedge » November 24th, 2009, 12:40 pm

Good to have a laugh after all studies :mrgreen:

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Re: School Jokes

Postby taninamdar » November 29th, 2009, 4:04 pm

I am going to tell these jokes to my friends and annoy them all the time.

Thats a good idea, what do u think? :lol:
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Re: School Jokes

Postby Maxedge » November 30th, 2009, 12:10 pm

lol go on!! I did it already.... :twisted:

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Re: School Jokes

Postby adyniz » December 3rd, 2009, 12:05 am

Here is another one:
" What did one wall said to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner !!! "

Not funny?
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Re: School Jokes

Postby Maxedge » December 4th, 2009, 11:43 am

Poor Joke category (That doesn't mean it is bad its PJ) :mrgreen:

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Re: School Jokes

Postby adyniz » December 4th, 2009, 12:36 pm

Heheheh, i heard that joke in HAnnah Montana.
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