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A true depiction of the reality.......
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Pranz
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Joined: September 26th, 2006, 10:05 pm Posts: 181 Location: Kolkata
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 A true depiction of the reality.......
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
Beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
--Pranz
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| October 30th, 2006, 9:42 pm |
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tyranitar 3000
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Joined: August 21st, 2006, 2:31 pm Posts: 202 Location: Vasant Kunj,Delhi
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LOL, good one, i liked it!!
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| October 30th, 2006, 9:45 pm |
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Nivi
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Joined: October 22nd, 2006, 9:59 pm Posts: 677 Location: Kolkata, India. Friend Code: 485508721419
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xD Funney!
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| October 30th, 2006, 9:47 pm |
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DP-NiSh
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Joined: July 30th, 2005, 5:42 pm Posts: 1469 Location: Mumbai, India Friend Code: 176288381960
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LOL Good one, I actually know that joke from a long while, but only knew upto the woman's part.. lol
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| October 30th, 2006, 11:09 pm |
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