Here this joke .
Interviewer:- What is your qualification?
boy:-PHD ,sir .
Interviewer:-What do you mean by Phd ?
Boy:-Passed Higher secondary with Difficulty!!
A boy asks his dad,
"Dad, what's the difference between confidence and confidential?"
Dad thinks for a while, then replies,
"Well, son, you r my son and I'm confident about it. But that friend of your's is my son too......now that's confidential."
I hate Blissey eggs for breakfast, nor do i enjoy those Skarmory leg pieces.